Oops, you did it again!

Outing drivers of Copenhagen endangering cyclists on a daily basis, with no consequences whatsoever. Oops, you did it again!

This guy blocks the bus, that you may be able to spot in the reflection of the remaining window. And the bike lane of course. When the bus on the left side passed, the other bus was forced to make an illegal move to get past him. 

Zoom for irony: finding new ways. 

Oops, you did it again.

Yeah, here we go again. I am sorry to repeat myself, but this is what we are up against. I cannot remember having ever seen anyone fined for parking in the bike lane. This moron was parked right there for at least 10 minutes, in the rush hour in one of the busiest bike lanes in Copenhagen. We just move around it, hoping no doors will smack open in our faces, or that there will be any other surprises. Uncool.
That’s it then: I will prepare big, evil stickers for these guys, to plant in passing. Oops, you did it again, perhaps?

Yeah, here we go again. I am sorry to repeat myself, but this is what we are up against. I cannot remember having ever seen anyone fined for parking in the bike lane. This moron was parked right there for at least 10 minutes, in the rush hour in one of the busiest bike lanes in Copenhagen. We just move around it, hoping no doors will smack open in our faces, or that there will be any other surprises. Uncool.

That’s it then: I will prepare big, evil stickers for these guys, to plant in passing. Oops, you did it again, perhaps?

The famous Copenhagen parking lane.

The famous Copenhagen parking lane.

I have only one regret: that I didn’t kick the door shut in passing. 

I have only one regret: that I didn’t kick the door shut in passing. 

Apologies for riding in your parking lane. 

Apologies for riding in your parking lane. 

One row of parked cars. One row of cars on the road. And that narrow strip you see there? That’s for me. On my bike. Gee, guys, thanks for nothing!

One row of parked cars. One row of cars on the road. And that narrow strip you see there? That’s for me. On my bike. Gee, guys, thanks for nothing!

Isn’t this nice? Two fat cats having a chat, parked in the bike lane, not even blinking twice as they force a young lady out in oncoming traffic. If she is not careful, police will fine her a 1000 crowns ($180) for talking on the phone while riding.

Isn’t this nice? Two fat cats having a chat, parked in the bike lane, not even blinking twice as they force a young lady out in oncoming traffic. If she is not careful, police will fine her a 1000 crowns ($180) for talking on the phone while riding.

This light bulb, parked in the bikelane, inviting cyclists to join the speeding car entering on my left side. Why are people in cars so ignorant of everyone else? I might just create a sticker for these asshats.. this one surely deserved some kind of souvenir!

This light bulb, parked in the bikelane, inviting cyclists to join the speeding car entering on my left side. Why are people in cars so ignorant of everyone else? I might just create a sticker for these asshats.. this one surely deserved some kind of souvenir!

Parking RIGHT between two shipping containers… sometimes I think they do this just to spite us. Well right back at ya Mr. XP 91 636!

Parking RIGHT between two shipping containers… sometimes I think they do this just to spite us. Well right back at ya Mr. XP 91 636!

The “shared lane” again. It may be legal, but it is 100 percent bullshit.